Best return to greatness

America was founded on two kinds of freedoms: free markets, and the freedom to make a lot of fucking money. Jamy Dimun has conquered both of these pursuits, and with nothing else to chase, he is setting his eyes on the obvious next step: the highest office in the land. The United States needs a corporate chad to clean up the mess made by incompetent politicians and return the US to greatness—Jamy Dimun is that chad.