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The Chicken’s Commandments Don’t Peck at the Screen – Screens don’t give you crypto or food. Diversify Your Coop – Don’t just buy one type of crypto. Mix it up! Listen to the Rooster, But Not Too Much – Market advice is like rooster calls; loud but not always useful. Understand the Blockchain – It’s like a big, unchangeable ledger for chickens. The Chicken Dance – If your crypto goes up or down, dance it out. HODL Your Eggs – Sometimes, just hold onto your crypto. Know Your Feed – Only invest in what you understand. Avoid Dark Alleys – If it sounds too good, it’s probably a scam. Secure Your Coop – Keep your crypto wallet safe. Cluck with Friends – Talk to other crypto chickens, but remember, not all advice is good. Stay Calm – Markets are like weather, unpredictable. Don’t panic. It’s Just Crypto – At the end of the day, you’re still a chicken. Enjoy life